Some of the fun things we have made =]
Some of our creations
Our Wizarding world inspired "Dark Mark"
Just speak "morsmordre" and this magical portkey will transport you to a realm of enchantment and bliss. Summoning this sign will give you feelings that should not be named and get you there faster than floo powder =]
Provided one has a sacrifice handy this toy also doubles as a horcrux when in a pinch
Inspired by the Terrible and unkillable Terramorphous the Invincible!! This raid boss will have you quivering at the knees! He will make your legs spasm uncontrollably in fear and awe! Even the strongest and bravest turn away, and none have defeated him!
Our Toy based on the Majora's Mask Hero Mikau!
Inspired by the legendary zora hero himself (and lead guitarist of the Indigo-Go's) sure to fill you to overflowing.
With wide base and suction cup for extra stability.
Available in multiple sizes!
The one winged angel's own Masamune Katana hilt! Packs more of a punch than a Meteor spell! With it's textured grip and sturdy handle this hilt will have you at your Limit Break quicker than you can say "Firaga!'
Reclaimer! Do you dare cross paths with the proud Sangheili?! Whether a shipmaster or honour guard, these covenant warriors will have you shieldless and beaten. Reach era UNSC M9 grenade for scale =]
If you have 100 MP lying around then summon this king of dragons into the fray!! But be warned, his Mega Flare attack has been known to pierce even the most impenetrable of magical defences!
Available in multiple sizes!
Our "Kefka" Based on the character from Final Fantasy VI
This six winged god of magic will have you dancing madly. The original magitek knight himself will have you shuddering from the sleek textured tapered tip to the firm and filling muscular base.
Our wearable sheath "Galian Beast" based on the character Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII
When you need that extra little something to get the job done, just call in the mysterious Vincent Valentine's limit break! Be careful, once summoned this beast is uncontrollable and may lead one to go berserk! available in FOUR sizes! : regular, 7777 damage, Extra Girth and LIMIT BREAK!
Our "Emerald Weapon" wearable sheath based on the raid boss from Final Fantasy VII
Deep within the depths of desire lurks an ancient weapon, can you harness it's power?! When you need that extra sleek girth turn to the planet's defence system, the weapons! (be sure to bring some underwater materia or your party wont last 20 minutes!!)
available in two sizes : regular and All Lucky 7s!!
If you have 100 MP lying around then summon this king of dragons into the fray!! But be warned, his Mega Flare attack has been known to pierce even the most impenetrable of magical defences!
Comes in Two sizes!
When you need a bit of help in the heat of battle, just summon Ifrit! This fire god will add the extra punch you need to leave the encounter quivering and spent!
The great thresher Terramorphous the invincible will have you weeping and trembling and gnashing your teeth with his fiery breath and whipping tentacle pods.
With the proper flourish of the wrist many magical things can result from the result of using these wands. Be wary as to not summon an incubus!
Introducing: The Lovegood
The one that survived
The one we can't name
Our "Basic Betty" and "Average Archie"
our simple comic book duo are classics that never get old =]
The Basic Betty is just that, reliable but not too fancy =] She may not look like much but she is sure to get you there when you need to every time.
Average Archie is perfect for hitting that spot whether it's a G or a P =] Archie fits in most strap-on harnesses and comes with a built in suction
Our "Arbiter" Based on the Hero from the Halo series
Our "Pocket Monster Kegel Balls"
These high-tech balls will help you keep in shape, or make great stress ball squishies =P
Only 151 of these will ever be made so catch them all!
Not all heroes need penetrative sex, but every hero needs a shield (especially if planning a trip up death mountain). This grinder comes with adjustable buckle straps for fastening to anything ride-able.
The Hylian Shield 2.0 comes with a more reliable strapping system to ensure you never lose it in the heat of battle =]
Any seeker would delight in capturing one of these magical flying orbs. Great for stress relief of all kinds!! Comes in regular (42mm) and Large (49mm)
Created long ago by the dragon god Zalama, these mysterious orbs are said to grant one all that one desires in the bedroom. Guaranteed to subdue anyone with a powerlevel under nine thousand!
comes in regular (42mm)
Our Zora inspired strapless strap-on fantasy toy!
These creatures of the deep will help you and your partner have the best zelda themed adventures.
Our "seeker ball" magical kegel toys inspired by everyone's favorite majical sport.
Keep yourself in shape for the next match with these magical kegels, or use them as fun squishies =]
Our "Pocket Monster Ball gags"
These high-tech balls will help you keep your wild thing captive!
Available in regular and legendary sizing.
Just Some other Stuff We Have Made =]
